You May Be A Hard-Core Cacher IF:
You may be a Hard-Core cacher if :
You built your house according to where the most caches were.
You sold this new house when you had found all the nearby caches.
Your AAAs are bought, “Buy one brick, get one free”
Your last four vacations were spent less then 200 miles from home.
You can remember the number of every pig-trail in the mountains but not Mom’s address.
You change your smoke detector batteries every 500 caches. (more or less)
You look forward to daylight savings time.
Your rooster moves next door to get a little more sleep.
You know the zip code for Snowball, Arkansas.
Your children are named according to the trail you were on when you gave birth.
You can name 100 cachers but only 4 Presidents.
Your children know the altitude of more then 8 mountains.
You consider Steve and Phantom and Geo amateurs
You... (It’s your turn
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.