You Know You're in Arkansas in July When...
... the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
... the trees are whistling for the dogs.
... the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
... hot water now comes out of both taps.
... you can make sun tea instantly.
... you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
... the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
... you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
... you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
... you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
... you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
... you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
... the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
... chickens are laying boiled eggs and cows are giving evaporated milk.